Complete the DSCI Data Protection Officer certification you wanted. Privacy king behaviour.
Your certification plan · 15 Sep 2026
CAREER+250 PP
The analyst arc
Finish your planned research analyst certification. Analyse everything except Akshat’s replies.
Your certification plan · 15 Sep 2026
BOSS FIGHT+5 PP
The 13-page boss fight
Review that agreement. At 1 PP per 3 pages: 4 PP, plus 1 PP for the emotional damage of page 13.
The actual rate card · 9 Oct 2026
DAILY QUEST+2 PP
Zip it. Literally.
Finish today’s LinkedIn Zip without hints. Submit your time. No hints means NO hints, counsel.
The original +2 PP moment · 26 Sep 2026
Fresh quest every midnight · IST
SIDE QUEST+30 PP
Chief “jugad ho jayega” Officer
Run a Mixsy event from planning to wrap-up. Submit the win, take a bow, drink some water.
Inspired by your many Mixsy adventures
CAREER+50 PP
Counsel, take your flowers
Land a meaningful professional win. Big or small, put it on the record. “Noice” is not enough.
Inspired by the promotion appreciation saga
CAREER+500 PP
Apna chamber. Apna nameplate.
Set up your own working chamber as a lawyer. Counsel finally has an address for all these objections. Akshat will still ask for the friends-and-family discount.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
An actual, operational chamber for Rian’s legal practice, with a workspace he can genuinely use. Renting or owning qualifies.
A nameplate on someone else’s door, a Zoom background, a Pinterest board, or calling the bedroom “Chamber of Secrets” does not qualify.
Show Akshat the setup or describe the opening. No client names, case files, or confidential documents needed.
One opening, one award of 500 PP. Moving the same chair between rooms is not a new chamber.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Akshat’s chamber suggestion · Now a 500 PP quest
CAREER+100 PP
Legal Anal-rapist
Get officially hired as a Legal Anal-rapist: Legal Analyst + Therapist, combined in one role. “Objection” se “aur bata, kaisa feel kar raha hai?” tak — ab offer letter ke saath. HR has entered the chat.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Rian must be formally hired by an employer for the combined Legal Analyst + Therapist role, accept the appointment, and actually start the job. An application, interview, or unaccepted offer does not qualify.
The employer-issued offer, appointment letter, or role description must explicitly identify both Legal Analyst and Therapist responsibilities in the same appointment. The full combined title qualifies; the employer does not have to print the unfortunate abbreviation.
A self-awarded title, edited LinkedIn headline, business card, joke certificate, helping a friend, or two unrelated roles stitched together does not qualify. Counsel cannot hire himself into this achievement.
The therapist part must be a genuine responsibility with any required professional qualifications, not simply being the office rant listener. The game’s pun is not a professional credential.
Give Akshat a redacted confirmation of the employer, combined role, and start date for private review. Omit salary, client information, and confidential details. Akshat approves the completed hire; one-time award: 100 PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Official hiring required · 100 PP · HR-approved emotional damage
BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT+2,000 PP
Marrying Dharvi Mittal
The exact Dharvi Mittal from college, known to both Rian Gupta and Akshat Rastogi. Lifetime co-op unlocked. Saat phere, 2,000 PP, aur Akshat ka emotional damage complimentary.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
“Dharvi Mittal” means the specific girl from college whom Rian Gupta and Akshat Rastogi both know, and who fed Rian with her own hands. All identifiers refer to the same person.
A different Dharvi, another Dharvi Mittal, a namesake, a legal name change, a lookalike, or a conveniently drafted alias does not qualify. Same spelling ≠ same person, counsel.
Rian Gupta must actually marry that Dharvi Mittal, with both freely choosing it. Dating, an engagement, a proposal, attending her wedding, or a staged ceremony is not completion.
Akshat confirms the person and the completed milestone before awarding 2,000 PP. No identity documents need to be uploaded. Creative statutory interpretation will be returned with costs (emotional).
One marriage achievement, one payout. Vow renewals, repeat ceremonies, and resubmitting the same wedding cannot farm extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Space, time, and a very emotional science lesson. Explain one idea that stuck. “Music achha tha” is not the entire review.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
An investigation that rewards attention. Give your own take after the credits. Counsel may question the evidence; no spoilers on the public board.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Dreams inside dreams. Draw the logic in words before asking Akshat to explain it. Your nap does not count as immersive viewing.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Language, first contact, and perspective. Write what the film made you reconsider. Alien subtitles do not count as a foreign-language certification.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
AI, trust, and questions with inconvenient answers. Make your own argument about one character’s choices. The chatbot cannot write your homework.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Time inversion and espionage. Understanding everything is optional; paying attention is compulsory. Watching backwards does not double the points.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Reality gets cross-examined. Pick one idea and explain why it works for you. Sunglasses indoors earn zero bonus PP.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
A time-travel puzzle for a man who loves technicalities. Describe your reaction in your own words. Timeline confusion is an acceptable emotion.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
A multiverse of chaos with a very human heart. Name the idea that landed hardest. Being distracted in three apps is not multiverse research.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Slow down for memory, connection, and a different kind of science fiction. A thoughtful paragraph beats a ten-point plot summary.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Doubles, unease, and room for interpretation. Offer your own reading. You may be confused; you may not outsource the entire experience.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Complete season 1 on your own. Keep track of the people and the questions. Family-tree Excel is allowed; explanation-video speedruns are not.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Complete season 1. Work-life balance acquires some extremely suspicious terms and conditions. Write one question you would put to the company.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Watch the full film, or the full named season, alone. No watch party, co-viewing call, or friend explaining it live. Pauses and subtitles are allowed.
After finishing, submit the viewing date and three sentences of your own: one idea, one reaction, and one question. Spoilers belong only in your private claim.
Clips, recaps, plot summaries, and background playback do not qualify. A past viewing needs a fresh solo rewatch for this quest.
One award per title or named season, after Akshat’s review. Rewatches do not create extra payouts.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Call Ayush, his “Best Friend”. The Ministry recognises this title under protest. Akshat’s imaginary legal team has reserved all rights.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Have a genuine two-way catch-up with Ayush by call, in person, or text. Ask how they are, listen, and share a real update.
An unanswered call, forwarded reel, “hi” with no reply, or talking about them to somebody else does not count.
They must be happy to chat. No repeated pings for points. Share only the date and a brief, non-private summary with Akshat.
One-time catch-up award: 25 PP. Akshat reviews the claim; friendship is not billed per message.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Best Friend Relations Department · +25 PP
FRIENDSHIP+25 PP
Vaishnavi · “Best Friend” diplomacy
Catch up with Vaishnavi, his other “Best Friend”. The friendship portfolio is diversifying. Akshat would like the minutes of this board meeting.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Have a genuine two-way catch-up with Vaishnavi by call, in person, or text. Ask how they are, listen, and share a real update.
An unanswered call, forwarded reel, “hi” with no reply, or talking about them to somebody else does not count.
They must be happy to chat. No repeated pings for points. Share only the date and a brief, non-private summary with Akshat.
One-time catch-up award: 25 PP. Akshat reviews the claim; friendship is not billed per message.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Best Friend Relations Department · +25 PP
STREAKS+10 PP
2 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 2 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 2 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
2 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+35 PP
5 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 5 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Five days in character. Counsel is now billing for method acting.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 5 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
5 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+60 PP
7 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 7 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 7 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
7 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+150 PP
14 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 14 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 14 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
14 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+350 PP
30 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 30 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 30 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
30 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+800 PP
60 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 60 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 60 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
60 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
STREAKS+1,500 PP
100 days · Pretend-to-Be-Straight Streak
Pretend to be a straight male for 100 consecutive days as the agreed acting challenge. Fictional persona. Real commitment to the bit. Akshat is the unnecessarily strict casting director.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Play a fictional straight male character for the full day as a voluntary role-play joke, then check in. A 60-second performance or merely keeping a straight face does not count.
Agree the role-play with Akshat. He reviews whether you stayed in character; actual sexual orientation is not being scored. No flirting, dating, or involving an unsuspecting person is required.
One check-in per calendar day in Asia/Kolkata. No backdating, future dates, or multiple accounts for extra days. A missed day resets the current run.
Reach 100 consecutive logged days to unlock this claim. Your best run keeps earned milestones available even if a later day is missed.
This milestone pays once, only after Akshat approves. Later milestones add their displayed reward; replaying an old milestone earns no extra PP.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
100 consecutive IST days · One-time milestone
CAREER+100 PP
Lawyer. Full stop.
Become a practising lawyer in your own right. No deputy, assistant, or “assistant to the legal counsel” technicality. Counsel has finally become the counsel. +100 PP; dramatic courtroom entrance sold separately.
Anti-loophole fine print 4 clauses
Start an actual practising-lawyer role in your own right, with the professional qualifications and permissions applicable to that role.
Working only as someone’s assistant, deputy, intern, trainee, or support staff is not this milestone. Neither is changing a bio to “lawyer”.
Describe the actual role and the date it began so Akshat can review the milestone. A title alone is not the evidence; no client files or confidential documents are needed.
One-time award of 100 PP. This is separate from opening your own chamber; neither achievement automatically completes the other.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Professional milestone · The prefix-removal clause
RELATIONSHIPS+200 PP
A girlfriend. Mutually confirmed.
Relationship status updated. A joint statement both parties actually agreed to. Akshat is preparing a deeply unnecessary press conference.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
You and your girlfriend must both explicitly agree that you are in a relationship. A crush, one good date, a situationship assumed by one person, or calling a friend “my girlfriend” does not count.
A fictional girlfriend, an AI chat, a paid performance, or a contact renamed “Girlfriend” does not count. Counsel, we anticipated the phonebook defence.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Hand-holding unlocked. Walking together counts. A handshake while exchanging case files does not. Court adjourned; cute behaviour admitted.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Mutually hold hands with your girlfriend as a romantic gesture. Both of you must want it.
A handshake, helping someone across a step, holding a glove, or holding your own other hand is not this achievement.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
A first mutual romantic kiss. No cross-examination afterwards. The Ministry accepts a simple “it happened” and recommends acting normal.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
A mutually wanted first romantic kiss with your girlfriend qualifies. An accidental bump, a greeting peck, or kissing a photograph does not.
Claim this for a distinct first-kiss moment. If the same moment is submitted as “making out”, choose one reward; it cannot pay twice.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
A mutual make-out moment with your girlfriend. For once, counsel does not need a closing argument. Details remain strictly off the record.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
A mutually wanted make-out moment with your girlfriend qualifies. Do not submit a greeting kiss or a fictional account.
This must be a different occasion from a first-base claim. One moment cannot earn both the 50 PP first-kiss reward and this 75 PP reward.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
The relationship arc continues, at a pace you both choose. The Ministry has absolutely no need for a scene-by-scene deposition.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
A mutually wanted private milestone beyond kissing, understood and agreed by both of you. This card deliberately keeps the details non-graphic.
It must be a distinct milestone from first base or making out. Privately agree what it means beforehand; do not invent a definition afterwards to collect points.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Another mutually chosen step. Confidence up, oversharing down. Even the commissioner does not get discovery rights over this evidence.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
A further mutually wanted intimate milestone with your girlfriend, at a pace both of you freely choose. You do not owe anyone a description.
It must be distinct from a previously claimed milestone. Agree the meaning privately beforehand. Reclassifying the same experience does not qualify.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
A mutually chosen sexual milestone, kept private. +150 PP, zero graphic paperwork. “Milestone reached” is the entire witness statement.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Both adults freely choose this sexual milestone and are comfortable with it. It is optional; nobody has to “complete the ladder”.
A distinct milestone is required. Fictional stories, pressure, or renaming a previous claim do not count. A brief private confirmation is enough.
Everyone involved must be an adult and freely, mutually comfortable. Either person can decline or stop; points never create an obligation.
One-time, self-reported milestone reviewed by Akshat. A different partner, a replay, or a new label for the same moment does not generate another payout.
Use a brief private confirmation and date only. No partner names, photos, screenshots, or intimate details. The public board shows the quest, not your claim.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Win an actual debate against Akshat. +10 PP every time he loses. The commissioner must now pay interest on his own overconfidence. Unlimited rematches; limited dignity.
Anti-loophole fine print 5 clauses
Rian must win a real debate against Akshat, on any topic. Akshat confirms the loss when approving the claim.
Shouting louder, getting the last word, Akshat falling asleep, or “he stopped replying so I won” is not a verdict.
File the debate date and a short topic or round label, plus why you won. Multiple distinct wins on the same day are allowed.
One completed debate earns 10 PP once. Rewording the topic, splitting one argument into sub-points, or replaying the same win cannot earn extra rewards.
Each distinct debate gets its own claim and approval. This quest never permanently completes. Rematch button remains emotionally available.
Akshat reviews the evidence. Clever wording is not an achievement.
Recurring boss fight · 10 PP per distinct win
Repeatable · Every distinct win · No daily limit
New quest rewards are proposed game rules. Historical awards are recorded separately. Akshat approves every payout.